Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
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Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
Some people don't deserve access to Sci-fi, or fantasy for that matter. Everyone has thoughts about how unlikely parts are in films, but keep them to yourself, at least until the film is over
thefmlman2011 37
I went to see the Jurassic World movie with some friends and their friends, one of my friends friends got so fed up with the inaccuracy of it, he throws the popcorn on the ground.
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Comments (95)
CliffyB03 28
It's about a war...in space... How accurate is it really going to be?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hence that name Star Wars
Railroader 16
If you go to a movie expecting it to be true to real life you're going to have a bad time
LycanGod 27
and a waste of money and time and ruin other people's time in it
Oh_bother44 11
It's a movie that takes place in space. With swords made of light. Did he REALLY think ANY of it was going to be scientifically plausible upon entering the theatre? It sounds almost like he wanted an excuse to complain or wanted attention in a "look how smart I am, this movie is dumb" kind of way
Keiraquarium 12
Ugh I hate people like that. Films like Star Wars aren't meant to be realistic!
caggybandicoot 34
It's not meant to be realistic, it's science fiction/fantasy. Fiction and fantasy being the operative words. I thoroughly dislike the anal people who go out of their way to show how "smart" they are by pointing out the things that are "improbable" - they're missing the entire point of the genre and making themselves look like assholes. I hope you "accidentally" poured your drink on him.
middlenamefrank 8
It IS scientifically inaccurate and improbable. What's his point?
I_Like_Dogs 28
The struggle of watching Doctor Who with someone who isn't familiar with it. My mother felt the need to say how it didn't make any sense every five minutes. I feel you, OP.
FMLollipop 8
Han Solo dies
fakedsincerity 32
Snape kills Dumbledore
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Is your life complete now?
Xplosion362 4
Of course it is, it'd be boring otherwise.
StarkWolf_fml 23
should've wait for star trek