Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
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Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Some people don't deserve access to Sci-fi, or fantasy for that matter. Everyone has thoughts about how unlikely parts are in films, but keep them to yourself, at least until the film is over
thefmlman2011 37
I went to see the Jurassic World movie with some friends and their friends, one of my friends friends got so fed up with the inaccuracy of it, he throws the popcorn on the ground.
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DomDomDima 11
tell him that it's sci-fi, it's FICTIONAL! ?
Razell 13
Tell him "It's Space Opera. It's not supposed to be scientifically accurate."
Jirekianu2 19
I had a lot of problems with TFA. and it's not because of scientific inaccuracy. it's because some things are totally inconsistent with the original trilogy (4,5,6). But that said. it's a dick move to not shut the hell up and wait til after the film to bitch. Pretty much no matter how bad this movie is for him it doesn't give him the right to talk during the film and ruin the experience for others.
NYGiants1925 22
What a dick. Save that for after the movie
Xigax 6
The funny part is, most of what occurs in star wars is possible though mostly in theory. Even light speed travel, i forget the theories name but it is for a warp drive that will allow you to travel 10x the speed of light. And before you bash me for saying that, look it up, even NASA is in on it.
dabears1011234 27
If he did that to me I would knock him on his ass.
Witchylady 18
Star Wars puppets that they use are so lame. Hope the special effects and story line was better this time around.
Thasnoxi 8
And to you good sir you need to shut the hell up. Yes they were puppets, but most of the original trilogy came out in the 1970s it's not like everything was cgi all the time like it is now. And your probably one of those people who would come right back around and complain about the over use of effects In 1,2,3.
Jachin357 28
I just want to punch people like him In the face!
Pootispencerhere 1
Haha, my brother is a lot like that, too. I stopped taking him to movies ages ago.
thebiga 10
HAN SOLO DIES KYLO REN IS HAN'S SON
SadIndianLife 16
The force aint strong with hour friend.