Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
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Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
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Top comments
Feklfekl2222 32
Some people don't deserve access to Sci-fi, or fantasy for that matter. Everyone has thoughts about how unlikely parts are in films, but keep them to yourself, at least until the film is over
thefmlman2011 37
I went to see the Jurassic World movie with some friends and their friends, one of my friends friends got so fed up with the inaccuracy of it, he throws the popcorn on the ground.
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Comments (95)
RyuuChi93 1
Is your friend Neil DeGrasse Tyson?
HylianWarrior 21
He missed the real problem with the movie, that they pretty much just recycled the plot of IV. It was still good, but still, it would have been nice if they would be more original than a bigger death star.
Thasnoxi 8
Well to be honest this one destroys multiple planets at once... That's pretty badass.
apcsox 18
Star Wars is technically considered fantasy more than science fiction.
TheNewGuy03 29
Being former military, it can be difficult not to scoff at certain scenes in military-themed movies. But if I'm in a theater, I do the right thing and shut my ***** up until the film concludes.
rabid_otaku 29
IT'S IN A GALEXY FAR FAR AWAY WHERE SCIENCE IS DIFFERENT
Medikid123 16
My cousin did the exact same thing except after the movie was over.... Thank god!
GokuSS400 18
Well…time to disown your brother
Sandman2015 12
Did you kick him out of the seat? That would have driven me nuts for nearly three hours.
ko051598 20
That sucks, the worst part is when people put there feet up behind your seat that your sitting in and all you smell is disgusting sweaty socks the whole entire movie
Izzamee 17
People who complain about sci-fi being unrealistic need to go away. It's called science FICTION for a reason.