Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
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JManHobbs
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If you think that qualifies as porn you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...
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xFalzz
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Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.
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lmtlmt
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It's basically a porno? Man was I wrong when I said it looked gay :/
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I_R_Genius
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Hey now, Natalie Portman is pretty hot for her age. I went to go see it with my girlfriend and to tell you the truth, it sucked so badly that I left half way through it.
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LilaBear
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you do know that natalie portman is younger than 30, right? she's not exactly old.
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LilaBear
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actually i've read many articles about it and the "most talked about" part is how freaky natalie portman's character is and how much weight she lost for the role. I hadn't even heard about the lesbian sex scene.
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LilaBear
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thanks FML.... how about posting my comment on the right reply next time.
Comment #28 was supposed to go in reply to #7
Comment #28 was supposed to go in reply to #7
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bebz_fml
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hahaha yeah that movie was a bit weird
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Mirequetz
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OP... Seriously? One 2 minute scene constitutes the movie being a porno? YDI for being such a prude.
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xFalzz
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Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.
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I_R_Genius
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That's what movie trailers are for. Me and my girlfriend went to go see it and tbh, I hated it, I left halfway through with a refund on my money.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
i walked out right after the lesbian scene too and got my money back. SCORE
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hotair10
| 9
What theater gives money back? Seriously, I want to know these things!
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Kukua
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Usually if you leave within 30 min you get a refund. too bad there is also usually 20 min of previews.
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djmigues
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I went with my girlfriend and hated it as well. It was stupid.
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
That is SUCH a good movie! I've seen it twice now. That is gross about the guy jacking off though :-P
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bebz_fml
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nice t-shirt 43. is that rugrats I see?
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capt_awesome1
| 11
dude, so gna watch the movie now !
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Macromartyr
| 3
The movie was awesome, and clearly the OP doesn't understand it if he said it just a Porno.
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Mirequetz
| 6
A 2 minute scene =/= porn.
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PageantGirlXOXO
| 16
ugh i would rather see it with my boyfriend then dad....
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Skroal_stomper
| 5
What movie did you see OP? Not even close to a porno.
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
That movie was fantastic. In my opinion, anyway.
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matthewfrox251
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I thought it was a great movie! but still inappropriate
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smlz4me
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who researches a movie?? ever heard of movie trailors on tv?? moron
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JScherz28
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hahahahahah
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KaylieBieber13
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xFalzz ur HOT!!!
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infinity99_fml
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Have you ever heard of spelling ?
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dancygal123
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Awkward...
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rgermain
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I can kinda relate. my rents bought a girl I was seeing and I tix to see Dave Chappelle do stand up. They wanted to go too so they grabbed a couple extra seats. Dave Chappelle is pretty raunchy and needless to say it made for an awkward car ride home.
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AZMarine
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it's the rippin and tearin guy behind you at the movies. (Tosh.0 reference)
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daaron
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shouldve turn around and shssssh him lol just like the guy in the subway train smooch smooch fingering motion WTF
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stephanieface
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I hope you didn't find a certain substance in the back of your hair afterwards..
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SteelersBaby3
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lmao oh god. that would be horrible.
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prncssmimi2013
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lmfaoooo agreed
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waswashere
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popcorn butter?!?!?
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DieselBT
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Is that... hair gel?
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cherry72
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lol
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allan_069
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lol that's funny. did you look back to see if he really was?
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mrmerino
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would you?
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spanelli
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Yeah!
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whoopyouupsideyo
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I know I would have been. lol
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xoxoMEGANxoxo
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i would have been 2 scared 2 look back
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Doortje
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So much for quality time with your family. Did your parents seem horny after that?
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snafu63
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Do you live under a rock? The lesbian scene is the most talked about part of that movie. ydi.
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JManHobbs
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If you think that qualifies as porn you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...
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cmac86
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^win
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newjerseyguy
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lol i agree completely
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thezaincan
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"basically a porno"? you're an idiot. also, why would you go see a movie with your parents that you apparently knew nothing about? once again...you're an idiot.
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maalicious
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I agree, the movie is good. it's not porno. op you're an idiot and ydi
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prince122
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haha ur number 69 way better then number one
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Whorebiscuits
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wow, you're stupid for writing "U R" Instead of ur or you're. retard.
and st"uu"pid? last time I checked "stuupid" had one "u"
you cant spell "stupid" without "u"
and st"uu"pid? last time I checked "stuupid" had one "u"
you cant spell "stupid" without "u"
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vanessagirrl96
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Nazi.
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Gomez_Vidal
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1.That's a common expression people use when there is a prolonged sex scene.
2. Not everyone likes to look up the movie because it might ruin it. actually, the majority don't look it up at all. hence trailers....
3. You calling her/him an idiot made me laugh. She made no illogical decisions, but you however made the illogical decision to come to conclusions so hastily by calling her stupid. if anything your the "idiot" here....
2. Not everyone likes to look up the movie because it might ruin it. actually, the majority don't look it up at all. hence trailers....
3. You calling her/him an idiot made me laugh. She made no illogical decisions, but you however made the illogical decision to come to conclusions so hastily by calling her stupid. if anything your the "idiot" here....
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clk852
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^agree
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Foxy_On_Fire
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I agree
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AssDan
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It's you're. Just saying.
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MissSarcastic
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I know seriously!
Basically a Porno my ass! Obviously you don't understand what a Porno is;
It was one damn sex scene and it didn't even show vagina or anything!
Black Swan is a fucking good movie;
For future reference.. Look up movies before going to see them.
And sit far from men who look like they will jack off to anything they can get.
Basically a Porno my ass! Obviously you don't understand what a Porno is;
It was one damn sex scene and it didn't even show vagina or anything!
Black Swan is a fucking good movie;
For future reference.. Look up movies before going to see them.
And sit far from men who look like they will jack off to anything they can get.
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Missy612
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Get over yourself
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dezinspaaace
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not really an fml kid.
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agm2010
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how did u get away with this?
I got
banned when I said that.!
I got
banned when I said that.!
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dezinspaaace
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really? oh snap! :/
and idk i just posted it
and it appeared i guess..
and idk i just posted it
and it appeared i guess..
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agm2010
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lol
yeah I was nice too. I was like 'oh ur bf will forgive u...' and what u said and got
an
email
that I was banned .:( lol
yeah I was nice too. I was like 'oh ur bf will forgive u...' and what u said and got
an
that I was banned .:( lol
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ohthebloodygore
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Read the rules.
The moderators probably haven't read your comment yet.
The moderators probably haven't read your comment yet.
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Kukua
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What's wrong with her post?
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JaydnGage
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There are rules to posting comments? What happened to freedom of speech?