Love, Weird and Dating: Tonight, on First Dates…

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 14:29

Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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Pictures of you

By ReboundGrl - 23/05/2016 18:44 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML

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Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By Misha - 05/06/2022 06:00

Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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By Uriah - 03/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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TomeDr 24

Tuesday 18 June 2019 14:35

You went out with a guy who asked for nudes before you even met him? YDI Did you send him the nudes? You DEFINITELY deserved it!

mssileas 25

Tuesday 18 June 2019 14:56

Aaaaand that's precisely why you don't owe them "a chance". He showed his true colors right away and you didn't listen. Next time just got with your instinct, even if it gets you called stuck-up or whatever.

Comments

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 18 June 2019 14:35

You went out with a guy who asked for nudes before you even met him? YDI Did you send him the nudes? You DEFINITELY deserved it!

mssileas 25

Tuesday 18 June 2019 14:56

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 18 June 2019 16:38

If he asked for nudes right away, did you really have high hopes that he’d be “the one?” Raise your standards a little bit!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 June 2019 16:41

Would you please send me some nudes? Thank you. 21st century chivalry.

superlloyd 15

Tuesday 18 June 2019 20:02

Stop using dating apps and stop talking to anyone who asks for nudes. Grow up.

donb23 23

Tuesday 18 June 2019 21:53

If he asked for nudes just send him some pictures of a **** actress. You can find them all over the internet (or so I’ve been told). Even better send him ones of a different race then what you are.