By bitchimgay - Canada - Montreal
Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML
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  airforce987  |  20

The sad part is, I'm not even surprised that something as absurd as "visual molestation" could be accused of someone in this day in age. People today are so fucking uptight and paranoid about sexual abuse, so much so that even looking at someone the wrong way is one step short of being illegal. It's just fucking disgusting, the absurdity of it all.

  outoftown  |  26

#40, Oh, and don't forget the sneezing into hand. And this is what she is doing in front of one customer. Wouldn't trust her hygiene with any food/containers.

By  DontClickOnMe  |  28

That's nasty, but at least you saw what happened, so now you know not to drink the coffee. If she won't make you another one after she washes her hands, then you should see if someone else can make it for you or talk to a manager.

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

From the the front, obviously. Starbucks has its own milking plant that forces people to... You know and ship the product as conveniently labeled "dairy cream".

  jetsown08  |  21

Actually, 23, I have indeed. It didn't end up well either. I was charged with disorderly conduct, assault, battery, and domestic terrorism. Apparently, the glowing green stuff in my feces was "radioactive" and could have "seriously hurt" somebody.