Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML
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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML
Today, my friend's girlfriend, who I’d never met before, openly criticised my two-room flat for not having an extra room to breastfeed her baby in private that wasn’t either my bedroom or bathroom, like she thought they were unclean. How about fuck off to someone else’s flat then? FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
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RichardPencil 32
**** you! Why are you interfering with the baby eating at the restaurant in the way nature intended. What pisses me off is that you got to see ******* for your disgusting behavior!
Headlock912 2
Babies gotta eat too. Look the other way, and quit thinking the world revolves around you
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Comments (27)
Headlock912 2
Babies gotta eat too. Look the other way, and quit thinking the world revolves around you
joseph_rod_05 14
shoulda just asked her to feed you too
RichardPencil 32
**** you! Why are you interfering with the baby eating at the restaurant in the way nature intended. What pisses me off is that you got to see ******* for your disgusting behavior!
Anderling 33
Since you were the one with the issue, why didn’t /you/ take your food into the bathroom? That way everybody wins. The woman can feed her infant in peace, you don’t have to see it, and I’m sure whoever you were with would have been glad for the break.
1known 34
How can you be disgusted by something as natural as breastfeeding? And I’m sure she wasn’t showing off her breasts.
LolaLynn0513 4
that woman is a hero. and you're a tool. get over yourself.
Sdog 6
You should take your food and go eat in the bathroom. Grow up and leave other people alone. You are absolutely in the wrong here.
Jaellynthecursed 9
Why don't you go and eat in the bathroom if you're so disgusted?
lalalaila777 24
the baby would be just as disgusted by having to eat where people shit. dont be disgusting.
tiptoppc 21
This guy’s disgusting because he’s a butt baby. He came out of the other hole and the freckles on his chest is leftover birth dookie!
Hangryko 32
You're such an asshole, you should be eating in the bathroom for every meal.