Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl...

By bitchimgay - 22/07/2012 16:48 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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Not cool

By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Monday 23 July 2012 2:21

What. The. ****?

rhaemese 9

Monday 23 July 2012 2:22

That, is disgusting.

Comments

lelo007 11

Monday 23 July 2012 2:36

There is a simple solution to this, have her fired before she can contaminate anybody else's drink or food! This is simply appalling! If I were you, I'd have management called before I even spoke to the employee personally.

coletrain11 5

Monday 23 July 2012 2:50

Act like you've never picked a wedgie at work. Silly girl.

noelykins1 19

Monday 23 July 2012 3:24

Picking a wedgie either way isn't even disgusting or a violation of health code. She has a wedgie she can use her hands against her clothes to pinch it out not disgusting or rude.

lelo007 11

Monday 23 July 2012 3:35

Haha if I have that issue at work, I simply go to the bathroom.. Where there is a sink I wash my hands in afterwards. I don't do it in front of customers, even though I don't work with food or drink, it's still gross and downright rude.

whitey53 5

Monday 23 July 2012 2:37

Complain to her manager, that's ******* disgusting.

xx000o 27

Monday 23 July 2012 11:27

I would loudly demand a manager.

Skinwalker131 5

Monday 23 July 2012 2:42

Visually Molesting? That's a new one...

christyxbee 15

Sunday 21 October 2012 17:10

I know right? What does that even mean?

rcgirl2 11

Monday 23 July 2012 2:43

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays?

pinkredneck30 2

Monday 23 July 2012 13:10

No common sense, no respect, and expect everything for absolutely nothing! That's what's wrong! And all this is making the rare and few good people left convert to the dark side! People suck!