Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Top comments
lmmmr 0
Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.
CyclonePsycho 1
DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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Comments (110)
21icefox 0
Not an FML, that actually kinda cute.
macbenz 0
cry me a ******* river
tami1215 0
It's a good thing. Trust me. The grass is always greener on the other side. In about 5 years, most of your married friends will be miserable. You're the lucky one. Hold your head high and live your life for you, not some guy.
EClaris 0
To everyone saying "So What?" and "BIg deal?" and all that jazz, I think you're all missing the point. I doubt this really ruined her day, It's a funny yet small misfortune that she wanted to post and yeah its exaggerated a little bit but so what? I laughed. People need to calm down, and if your life sucked so much then post FMLs about it.
suckmyrocket 0
I hate how people complain about being single. Don't worry. Give it 10 years or less & everyone else will be single. Everyone's so obsessed with marriage that they don't wait for the right one & jump into a crappy relationship, get married & get divorced & are even more miserable.
sharpe15 0
You should've knocked the bitch down and taken it from her. She was only 5.
brrrx 0
And you're regretting not taking a bouquet of flowers from a five-year-old? What, did any of the married couples have babies with them? Why didn't you take their candy?
rejected_incubus 0
send newdz. if I like what I see don't call me I'll call you.
Ms_Thingie 0
Why do ppl Say things about # 24 there is no number 24
EcGyMz 0
lol that's so funny that the five year old caught the bouquet (and btw I don't care I'm spelling bouquet wrong (I think))