Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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lmmmr 0
Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.
CyclonePsycho 1
DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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_FYL_ 0
LOL :D Lot's of eating out "hours" of ****** love [8
alwaysalady 0
You would have been a horrible person to knock it away from a child. That littel girl with have those flowers for years from now.
cms70 0
Wow OP, you are PATHETIC. Not because you are single...but because you actually are bothered that the five year old caught the bouquet. When I was twelve I went to a wedding. There were a bunch of other single women and I was the youngest. I caught the flowers. If any of those women actually were heartbroken over that...damn are they stupid! I highly doubt none of them are married all these years later. Hell, if I am going to get married before any of them they have a long long time to wait yet! YDI for being a pathetic moron. If being single bugs you that much, then go out and **** some random guy. I've never been single for more than 2 months of my dating life. Its not that hard to find a guy to date!
LittleLoserGirl 0
Age means nothing... when the bouquet is thrown, its an all out war!
uchihasasuke 0
you faill pwned
baby_girl_1994 0
I don't really believe in that. Who ever catches the bouquet, gets married next. Kind of pathetic, I'm not letting a superstition choose if I'll get married next.
lovelykendra5 0
Boo hoo, get a boyfriend. Stop wasteing your time posting your life on FML, and go out maybe. BUt other than that, Good Luck :)
damnablefate 0
Awwww, FYL.
abyssion1337 0
well It's good to know your self-esteem is tied into the important things, and just in case you're so dense it doesn't register; that was sarcasm
bettyboop274 0
Fags babe. (find a guy soon) , before the five-year-old does , or before the next wedding that everyone so happens to NOT be single at. or else your next competiton might be a dog.