Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Top comments
lmmmr 0
Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.
CyclonePsycho 1
DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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Comments (110)
plexico 4
It must have been embarrassing to be the only one trying to catch the bouquet other than a 5-year-old girl. No single dudes in the crowd? Maybe there were and they still didn't see the point of approaching you. You must be pretty ugly.
imkendra 0
LOL! This is funny.
_DANTE_ 0
You don't have to be ugly to be single. A lot of gorgeous women are single because men are too intimidated to ask them out.
plexico 4
Oh, that's crap and you know it. Some women who OTHER WOMEN think are gorgeous are not at all to men. Toads like me always go for the gorgeous women, and I don't ever get to keep them because there are better-looking guys who are not too intimidated to ask them out.
ineedfriends 0
haha poor bastard.
hotstuff81 0
It's a little girl you should of let her get it anyways. I guess men just don't see the real woman you really are inside. They don't know that the one is standing right before their eyes. You'll find a man soon don't feel bad. Some people don't get married until they are 60 or older.
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
Ummmmmmm did NOONE notice number 24????? Or am I jus crazy????
4ube_fml 6
Oh don't get married at all, it's just a piece of paper
soccerboy101 0
To vdrummer, get a life. To the OP, that kinda sucks
jphon 0
that's frustrating...
flyingpan8 0
man, girls who consider it their prerogative in life to get married, be obsessed with everything marriage related, and then bitch about it on FML are so ******* pathetic. YDI for being an annoying abCdefghijklmnopqrsyUvwxNT.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Oh wow boo hoo. ******* stupid...
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
there should really be a "So what?" button