Work, Annoying and Summer: Body positivity - FML

Body positivity

By fat…? - 13/07/2022 04:00

Today, when people ask me what I’m doing this summer and I answer that I’m going into plus-size modeling, they rudely say, “Oh, me too,” or, “Oh, my grandma too.” I have an hourglass figure and spent hours on my portfolio, but everyone still thinks I’m just trying to feel better about being fat. FML

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Crowned Sataness 11

Wednesday 13 July 2022 5:03

When you become successful, remember who had your back and who didn't.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 July 2022 5:00

Me, too! I also have the figure of a timepiece -- one of those old-timey alarm clocks...round with the big bells on the top. Don't overthink what that means. You might overheat.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 July 2022 5:00

Me, too! I also have the figure of a timepiece -- one of those old-timey alarm clocks...round with the big bells on the top. Don't overthink what that means. You might overheat.

titaniumedge 8

Wednesday 13 July 2022 6:07

You might overeat?

Crowned Sataness 11

Wednesday 13 July 2022 5:03

When you become successful, remember who had your back and who didn't.

mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 13 July 2022 18:34

What do you try on? Donuts? Bacon?

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