Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
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Top comments
RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
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Comments (263)
iiiiiiiirediiiii 0
Yeah, fyl... You got problems being so needy and selfcentered
TripOnShoelaces 0
Not really. She just wanted to spend time with her boyfriend. If you'd ever had a relationship before, it's only common sense for the other person to be bored if they aren't involved with anything that the one person is preoccupied doing.
JenL_fml 7
That's why she should learn to play, too. Everybody wins!
xleahnicolex 0
You ass, he's the self-centered one!
alicec123 0
better than to keep on playing xbox.
luongo6 0
umm, dump him? kinda obvious....
TripOnShoelaces 0
Why would you dump him over one mishap? Dimwit. If she kept doing that to everyone she dated, then she'd be one lonely bitch. "KiNDA OBVIOUS."
missmadii 0
win^^
Snorlax_Snarf 10
You're profile picture looks like a Snorlax
yazmi_09 3
ah, the usual "my boyfriend sucks but I won't break up with him so I go to a website to bitch about it" FML's
yazmi_09 3
haha nah not bitching, they've just become predictable
Robtheknob7 0
haha
gregorioa 0
hey there. I'm n dallas. what part of tx u from?
kitkat789 2
Thats pretty much what FML is whining complaining and bitching!get it together!!!lol????????????????????
Minky1996 0
you have to ubderstand that your boyfriend has a life an likes what he likes, so give him his life and stop controlling him
DjeePee 25
I lol'd. Certainly at the 'controlling'-part. If her boyfriend wants to live his life like he wants, without thinking of others, then he should be single. Relationships are a two-way street.
graceless_monkey 0
very true
angel55033 12
you should have went home or found something to do. spending time together doesn't necessarily mean you gota keep each other entertained constantly. relationships like that will never last gota be realistic. sucks he's like that but you gota take a lil control too maturely
alakomonus 0
I like that view
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
And you want to marry that?? Really?
UpsidedownKayak 9
Whoa…whoa…whoa! Who said anything about marriage? Slow down ScrabbleBabe, some of us don't feel our relationship is ready for that level of commitment. Please don't project your expectations on to the OP. Your scaring some of us commitment-phobes.
UpsidedownKayak 9
You're*
JohnDoeLim 4
sex 1st black ops 2nd lol
loyd7227 0
haha **** yea
raptras 2
Sex 1st Xbox 2nd Whiny bitches that need to grow a brain never
Sailor9989 0
Sex 2nd black ops 2nd bacon 1st
atomicJ 0
Epic win ^ I agree
inSayne 7
agreed, except black ops last. not third, last.
indigo1 0
10minutes. and you're still with him? find a new man. a real one who cares.