Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
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Top comments
RinnieRiot 9
At least he cared enough to stop.
NPN_Scorpio 16
10 whole minutes? Plus he made it sound like a chore. And told all these strangers. Not cool. Leave him to his games.
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Comments (263)
Griggy 0
Hey, you let him have sex with you, which was obviously what you wanted. So what's the problem here?
jeffmotu 0
damn girl just shut up. at least he took sometime to spend with you... hahaha
larisonr 4
Haha, the old cliche of a man and hi car has turned to a man and his xbox these days.
MassEffectNerd 0
dancing on the kinect doesn't mean you're a "dancer"
MassEffectNerd 0
^that is supposed to be for #11
xdeadxradiox 0
I always find it annoying when girls bitch about their boyfriends playing video games. It's so much better than them out cheating or something. Maybe learn to play too. That's what I would do, or at least watch.
mizzflory 5
agreed ^^ I love cod so whenever my boyfriend invites me to hang out with him n his friends we play black ops the best part is beating the guys(: lol but it's not like he completely ignores me I sit on his lap while playing and he gives me a kiss for every headshot I get haha
JenL_fml 7
I totally agree. I get along so well with guys BECAUSE I play video games. I think most girls should learn how to play so they wouldn't be so bored or annoyed. I think it's pathetic.
Lennsik 4
You three severely disappoint me. This coming from a guy who plays video games. Sure, it's nice to have a girlfriend who also plays, but damn I'd like to go do other activities with her as well.
justanotherbird 19
Agreed. I'm a girl gamer too, but when I have a boyfriend there needs to be something more in our relationship than just gaming. Yeah, it's great we can kick back a few nights a week, drink beer, and play games, but if all he wanted to do was play games that isn't too cool. I do have sympathy for non-gamer girls who are with guys who only want to play games. That must suck. JenL mentions that you should learn to play games for your guy. Are you kidding? Not everything should revolve around his gaming habit. If the girl had a knitting habit do you think the guy should be forced to learn so he could knit with her? Hell no!
JenL_fml 7
Ok... But at the moment, he was playing the Xbox. Maybe he does other stuff at other times, but at this specific time, he was playing the game. Who's to say that he doesn't get to play that often because he's with her? I'm pretty sure they do other stuff together, so why not learn to do something else?
thesefadingscars 10
I feel Xbox and cheating should not be the only 2 options for what a man in a relationship can do. Also, why should I have to do something I don't enjoy? I don't force him into my activities. And even when I do play with him, I can't do it for the 8-11 hours he wants to. Just... No.
redneckchick2011 0
at least he stopped playing.
Kitten16 0
You should have asked,'DONT U MEAN 3mins?'
takemewithy0u 0
What a winner!
kayvan 8
If you had sex with him anyway then you totally deserved it. Kick him in the nuts and leave, then go find a real man.
skyeyez9 25
If he invited you over to spend time with you, he shouldn't have been playing the xbox. I play xbox, but when I invite friends over, unless they want to play too, the games are turned off while company is over.