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By ooops - / Saturday 4 August 2012 16:06 / United States - Minneapolis
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Hopefully her father's sense of humour isn't fake.

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  gntfmlingnow  |  12

^This. Asking about her legs while at dinner is an odd topic to say the least. It probably should have waited until later. Still, you're not really at fault here for messing up your words a bit, we all slip every once in a while.

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  innavoiG  |  9

My dad has a prosthetic leg, so its hilarious when he tells my friends who don't know about it "Go ahead, kick me in the shin as hard as you can. I won't even feel it." and they get a stubbed toe.

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  writergirl69  |  0

99- it would be like going up to a girl and saying, "Do you wear makeup?" I agree that fake tanning is stupid but people don't put on tanning lotion so people notice the tanning lotion- even if it sucks you should probably pretend it's normal, unless OP meant "girlfriend" as in "my female friend" and was trying to advise her on how to use tanning lotion, which I greatly doubt but if so that really should have waited until private.

By  screamo_cupcake  |  7

I hope he wasn't to offended... You didn't know they were his.

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  DomDomxoxo  |  16

I don't think that that's what OP meant. I think his girlfriend actually put tanning lotion, so OP asked his girlfriend if her legs are fake (trying to be an asshole) not thinking about her dad's prosthetic legs.

By  bargarlm  |  2

Why would you ask if she had fake legs... umm....

By  SdFr_fml  |  1

That's mean. I just can't stand reading this kind of cruelty...

By  DocBastard  |  38

Hopefully her father's sense of humour isn't fake.

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You can't thumb down Doc! You bastards!!!

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  DocBastard  |  38

Miss Kay - Saying a comment is weak isn't constructive criticism, it's just criticism. That said, I can't write winners every time. Would it matter if I said I hadn't slept in almost 60 hours and had 30 trauma patients in the past two days? No? Damn.

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  TrueTriage  |  16

Wait I thought trauma is more of a separate psychological thing not a physical injury. Anyone want to help out my understanding here?

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  DocBastard  |  38

Any patient that the medics identify as a trauma (shot, stabbed, car/motorcycle accident, falls, assault, etc) are brought to my trauma bay. All the other crap goes to the main emergency department.

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  DocBastard  |  38

pittyfinny - What exactly are you implying? That I should think about my patients and only my patients 24/7? That I shouldn't have time to do anything else like, oh I don't know, get married and have a family? My time management skills are just fine, thank. I would say that I'd hate to have an idiot like you as one of my trauma patients, but I get idiots like you ALL THE TIME.

By  that1guyyy  |  12

I don't get it. Her legs turning dark means her dad has prosthetics?

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  savy7093  |  9

Her legs being dark and her dad's legs have nothing to do with each other. The point is that their dinner became awkward when op mentioned fake legs because op's girlfriend's dad was there.

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  Lexi_princess  |  3

Don't worry I didn't get it for a while to but #17 is right. The other people are just being silly now you can play along with them next time you see a question like that in the comments

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