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I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
I know I'm beyond late, but seriously, P!ATD ftw
♡♥ I love Panic At the Disco!
i agree with #3, but #2 i dont really see how that relates to the ops situation
... you should write bastard on a piece of paper and stick it on the outside of the door... then blame the nurses.. haha.
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That damn bastard in room 303! Always causing trouble.
that's what the fml said. you don't have to repeat it.
Your husband might be lovely in general, but 1. Men are really bad at being sick, as you've probably noticed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0 about sums it up) 2. Patients in hospitals tend to forget that their sickness is neither special nor the fault of their nurses. (Not such a problem for most doctors, for some reason.)
This is so true. When working as a nurse I hated having to remind people that I has a health professional not a maid. It was far worse working in a private hospital.
honestly this isn't that bad... so what if some nurses were talking about ur husband... i honestly can't click on FYL or YDI...
ooooo you should yell at him or something, lol
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I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"
#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D