Health: Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital....

By LadyLuck - 10/05/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I went to go visit my beloved husband in the hospital. As I went past the nurses station, I heard them talking about the "bastard in Room 303." I went on to visit my husband in room 303. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

By soontobesingle - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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PianoManGidley 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:06

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"

australiaaaa 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D

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Sucks_to_be_you 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:05

What'd he do?

Sweej 1

Friday 29 July 2011 0:58

I'm guessing a hot nurse gave him a *******, but he decided to give her a choker when he came, therefore forcing her to swallow.

PianoManGidley 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:06

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of...closing the g*ddamn door? No! It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"

jdeshnerx3 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:48

gaaay

JennyyMeepMonroe 10

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:00

I know I'm beyond late, but seriously, P!ATD ftw

PrincessCastiel 27

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:15

♡♥ I love Panic At the Disco!

australiaaaa 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

#2 nice panic at the disco lyrics, my favorite song by them :D

dancin303 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:18

i agree with #3, but #2 i dont really see how that relates to the ops situation

overthelimit 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:14

in the beginning of the song he sings about hearing two people gossiping. particularly about somebody's bride-to-be.

MmmHotWaffles 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:21

... you should write bastard on a piece of paper and stick it on the outside of the door... then blame the nurses.. haha.

Jandude 9

Sunday 21 March 2010 12:26

black

tick_tock 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:21

That sucks? Kind of a crappy FML.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:23

That damn bastard in room 303! Always causing trouble.

smurfsarwales 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:17

that's what the fml said. you don't have to repeat it.

noclevername 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:24

Your husband might be lovely in general, but 1. Men are really bad at being sick, as you've probably noticed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0 about sums it up) 2. Patients in hospitals tend to forget that their sickness is neither special nor the fault of their nurses. (Not such a problem for most doctors, for some reason.)

Izabushel 65

Monday 11 February 2013 16:32

This is so true. When working as a nurse I hated having to remind people that I has a health professional not a maid. It was far worse working in a private hospital.