for demanding the police give him a shot mug.

I would like to know too I hope OP updates us.

on the bright side she's dating a celebrity

¡El Chapo!

Judging by OP's choice of username, I'm sure she's asking the same question

Did you read the FML?

Sorry I hope for best.

Or pretty stupid.

On TV. TELEVISION.

*Sigh*

Peacheso, read the comment again.

For all the downvoters: I'm pretty sure #6 refers to the fact people usually spend their time in waiting rooms by reading very old magazines. So by 'sticking to the magazines', OP wouldn't have seen the mugshot. Of course she would've seen it later on, but hey: it's a joke. Lighten up.

Well actually it just asks the question that's on all of our minds.

That would sure be terrible. One should always make sure to send the right crowd to the gallows.

Yeah I totally understand, I live near a sketchy part of Anchorage

That's actually a really good question. I probably would've gone in for the appointment--but I would've tried calling him while waiting! Then go see him with squeaky clean teeth x)

Definitely reschedule. Bet you go as Elsa to costume parties

But what if she was getting a root canal or something. Imagine trying to have serious talk with someone while your mouth is still numb and swollen. Lol

I would go & post it on FML... obviously

You would have to be careful in what you say, because he could get angry and take out his anger on you. CSI actually helps in real life sometimes. ;)

He got arrested, so that wouldn't be much of a jump to make.

Yes, arrested, but not convicted. The media here in the U.S. will rarely get the story correct in their rush to get the story out fast. They also will almost never correct gross mistakes, and when they do it will be a single sentence spoken really fast.