Intimacy: Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making...

By cait - 30/04/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By Allie - 23/11/2018 12:00

Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML

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fbirem 2

Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

katheriinex0 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:06

lmao, that mustve been awkward

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fbirem 2

Friday 1 May 2009 0:27

Did you at least "get the apple store"?

Weetart 8

Friday 1 July 2011 23:53

hahahha lmfao.

senorpenor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:28

hahaha fail

PieGuy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:33

blahhh. i guarantee the dude at the apple store watches **** all the time. unless....it was some weird midget shit...then...then i laugh at you, YA SICK FREAK! >:-)

Pete123 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:33

?????? :P

ebbasaur 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:41

YDI, Next time check. Dumbass.

austron 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:46

Typical Mac user, can't get a GF. Too bad the mad didn't break.

Mordakai420 6

Tuesday 28 August 2012 0:27

Unless SHE is a lesbian, I don't think it's a problem.

fretforyerlatte 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:47

pretty embarassing i guess, but that's really not that bad. at least you gave him a story to tell.

123flamegirl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:49

omg hahah! xD i feel for you.

Seti_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:53

would have been a better FML if it had been something really strange and embarrassing like Brazilian fart **** or if you knew the guy at the store and you were both the members of an ultra-conservative church that was going to try to cleanse the demons from you. Its really lackluster as is.