Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
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Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
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DJ Morris 5
How exactly did she spam you with dick pics? If she just sent them to your phone, then won't she appear as the sender?
kfchicken 31
if they're from Google you can use reverse image search and prove all of them are fake. also it would seem odd to get a bunch of different looking dicks from the same number... unless your sister made a bunch of fake accounts/numbers and only sent one from each, even then there would be no convo history. regardless this seems fishy.
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RichardPencil 30
Why didn't you delete them immediately? Maybe your ex-boyfriend wasn't completely wrong.
kfchicken 31
if they're from Google you can use reverse image search and prove all of them are fake. also it would seem odd to get a bunch of different looking dicks from the same number... unless your sister made a bunch of fake accounts/numbers and only sent one from each, even then there would be no convo history. regardless this seems fishy.
DJ Morris 5
How exactly did she spam you with dick pics? If she just sent them to your phone, then won't she appear as the sender?
Yudith 25
Doesn't your "boyfriend" know what unsolicited dick picks are? Maybe he needs to know what "unsolicited" means.
Charlie Given 26
Umm pranks are meant to be funny not degrading or demeaning or potentially ruin somebody's life in some way. that is just a cruel act not a prank. I think it's time for you and your sister to grow up.
tounces7 27
It's not a prank if it actually hurts someone's life, it's just being an asshole.
AmbrosiaFan 18
Your b/f is stupid. If she's sending it to you from one number then that's proof itself that you aren't cheating.
nemcali 34
YDI for doing something as stupid as pranks wars
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
somethings not adding up here.
Rusty Armstrong 13
the cherry on top is when your sister starts hooking up with your ex boyfriend