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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By Deaf and Dumb - 23/05/2017 18:00

Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML

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Where is it??

By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML

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Is gift for you

By NotAThief - 14/08/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML

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More brain worms please

By Kilye - 18/07/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML

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jjoyce6 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:47

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

wafflesyay 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:45

Ok then..

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jkatz1227 6

Friday 16 December 2011 2:41

WHAT?! So now you know there's somone you work with who loves nailing fruit to things...

Dishwad 0

Friday 16 December 2011 3:18

That's where I keep mine.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 16 December 2011 3:37

"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year." "She asked me how to spell orange."

drawmesunshine 17

Friday 16 December 2011 4:07

"My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... Well, they can tell when it's already raining."

ArielTheMermaid 17

Saturday 31 December 2011 19:54

So if you're from Africa, why are you white?

KickItHigh 32

Friday 16 December 2011 5:19

This is just one of those FMLs that make you think, WTF!

needsagf14 12

Friday 16 December 2011 5:51

Oh right! I remember where I put it! On the ceiling. With a hammer and nails

ZeroIce 12

Friday 16 December 2011 5:56

1. Demonic workplace 2. Suicide orange 3. Demonic orange XD

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Friday 16 December 2011 6:32

make brownies for everyone at work and put weed in em

j3ebrules 13

Friday 16 December 2011 6:53

Where do you work? On the show "Impractical Jokers"?

Misery_Bunny 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:58

Well thats just mean. Fruit abuse!

meggiemooger 0

Friday 16 December 2011 7:23

wtf. that's both rude and awesome!

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