About Dishwad
Hi, I'm not making this like everyone else does, "oh hi, I'm Dishwad, I like food and life, I hat dying, I'm a grammar nazi, message me!" alright this isn't Facebook, if I wanted one of those, I'd have one.What I'm gonna say is that I'm here to read about the trouble of others, for multiple reasons, to help them if I can, to remind me that other people's lives are a lot worse so I shouldn't wine about whatever I'm wining about at the time, or to help cheer me up by by laughing at the FML's that are just people overreacting. Oh, and I like using quotation marks. I don't like winey people, I really like people who are different, both different than me and just plain old different. I'm not listing my favorite commentors on this site (except for enonymous, he's awesome). That's about it, I'm not asking you to message me, but you can if you really would like to.
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Dishwad's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Dishwad's favorite FMLs
By louie - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:17 / United States
By Anonymous / Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:31 / United States
By baddriver - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:17 / United States
By Random - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:41 / United States
By Lentil - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 13:13 / Australia