Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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Top comments
jjoyce6 0
Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?
wafflesyay 2
Ok then..
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Comments (165)
GoWithTheFro 10
What the hell?!
bittersweet25 3
Wow your work must be boring or someone may not like you...but who gets the idea to nail an orange to the ceiling?
delilah09 6
The monkeys at work...
blinkingstarlet 15
#captainobvious
hateevryone 15
what the hell? your stupid co-workers probably did that shit.
desireev 18
Well he definitely didn't nail his own orange to the ceiling!
ohSNAPyall 27
OP, close the curtains. I think 59 is spying on you.
delilah09 6
I hate when people mess with my food : ( its sad. Especially when you were looking forward to eating something and BAM it's gone, missing, half eaten or up in the ceiling dripping on your desk ... Sorry OP.
pnaychickie583 10
Sooo... Did you eat it?
misscami248 6
Hahaha that's awesome! xD
fiblydinkerton 0
That's ******* hilarious
mikeymayhem_87 15
It was not a coworker's doing. It was, in fact.... Aliens!!
sheethapins 13
And that's just a WARNING! Next time it'll be the apple, and if you don't follow our demands we'll work our way through the whole fruit basket.
rubberduckie94 13
he did not look up and see it. it was when the sweet sweet nectar from it started to drip down on his head. ops coworkers sound like great fun. wish i worked with them
blinkingstarlet 15
Does the word sociopath mean anything to you?