By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
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LeChuck 0

Well (by being catholic) you made your own bed now lie in it love me some sin

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babydoll86_fml 0

Oh snap! You got burned, haha. But really, that's kinda sad that your priest didn't believe you/joked about it. Clearly unprofessional. Next time, just confess straight to the G-man himself :P

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Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Yes, but we Catholics also believe the priest is acting as a means if communucation between God and the person. Get your facts straight before you start bashing, asshole.

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xqme 0

i'm troubled to see so many people automatically assume it was a guy going to a confessional... but then again, maybe i'm just a newbie and everyone knows churchgoer is a mr... @_@a

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mattz_fml 0

Or you could, you know, become a real Christian and stop going to these "confessions."

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wkcthird 0

# 42 if hes catholic, which he probably is if he went to a priest for confession, then thats not valid as a sacrament and he wouldnt be pardoned for his sins but hey on the bright side it still counts, whether or not the priest believes you

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willma 0

bahah, oh what a line by the priest, i would like to sit there in those booths all day and just do that to people, i would find so much enjoyment from it =D

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kitsuneluvuh 12

Why would he think you were lying?

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ziqi92 0

ah yes, religion! what would we do without it...

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