By churchgoer - 20/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
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LeChuck 0
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Well (by being catholic) you made your own bed now lie in it love me some sin

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gigi_bella 0

I'm just waiting for that guy that lectures us about Christianity and morals to come on here. I am Catholic though. Why would he say that? Strange priest.

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kris18gc 0

wait. having sex withsomeone your not married to is a sin! dang Americans are screwed

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hilda_kitty 16
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dude... not all Americans are bad... but then who am I to judge the people south of me, eh?

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actionwaters 3
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*lectures on Christianity and morals*

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xNephilim 18
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#59 Yeah because religion is strictly American. Idiot!

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livgasms 4
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actually Americans and all their abstinence crap have a lot less pre-marital sex than us Brits lol. thing is tho, none of us care, we have a good time. ;3

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cocobulla1 4
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Kay, if ur catholic u can still have sex!!!! u cab even have sex every day!!!! u cant masturbate tho.... but u can have sex so it's all good!

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jamieleigh_315 0

#63 it was a joke u dumbass

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bbodin33 7
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Dude I read your bio that's the only time I read fml's:)

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phobes 0

You crazy catholics. Did you use a condom? Pope says no to that too :/

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LeChuck 0
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Well (by being catholic) you made your own bed now lie in it love me some sin

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danielleeycakes 3

oops, I didn't mean to give that a thumbs down..

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suxs4ulol 22
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i thumed down for u

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Jimboom 11
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BrEnNo1023 5
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he's not married.. And for the OP: FYL for thinking you need to go to CONFESSION. do what the fuck you want, don't let some retarded religious system control your life. sin is just an ANCIENT method of social control used by the early popes in the dark ages to control the lower class servants and slaves. YDI for being fooled even in this day and age that sin exists.........

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effyoubitch 5

THANK YOU! shit.

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jackal181 7

He never said he was married, just that he was being intimate with a women that he isn't married to... Which is also a sin in the catholic religion. IMO that just is a great source of marriages ending due to people being incompatible in bed OR being miserable because they want to separate but can't, because that too would be against their religion :)

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ericbrat20 0
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When did he ever say he was married? I just interpreted it as if he was just having sex with a woman he isn't married to, which is a sin in Christian faith.

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Jimboom 11
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Ahh. Sorry if I misread. If he isn't married then I don't see a problem here. Waiting til marriage is great idea in principle and curbing the already bulging human population growth can't be anything but good. But for me sex is just too big a part of a relationship (ie: you have to enjoy it as much as you enjoy the rest of the time with that person) and if it's not right then there will always be at least 1 party being left disappointed. Which will in time only lead to arguments and resentment between the 2 people involved.

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mattiscg 22
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true true 100 % agree

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inktree 0
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Did you really think "ahh this is a sin I'm such a stinker" while you were doing it? I mean unless you even considered not doing it because of, you know, the sin, isn't it a teeny bit weird to confess about it? Jk. I guess. Catholicism, man!

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Vincenzo_fml 1
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Are you married? Does he know that? If you're a young guy, he might simply be assuming that you're not. Realistically, sex out of marriage is common today, he might have meant it more out of surprise that someone would confess to it than as a specific insult. Lying is a sin too, people do it all the time, have you ever heard of someone going to confessional and confess to their priest that they told a lie? Yeah, I thought not.

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mastercrammer 0
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why would someone try to lie during confession? if it's not for a prank, then someone wouldn't probably go through all the trouble of going to church and confessing to a priest. tsk. the priest didn't have faith in the guy. haha

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travon 0
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This is just my opinion. You should have leaned over that chair and slapped the holy ghost outta that man.

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