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Man of faith

By ??? - 29/11/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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Sunday 29 November 2009 16:09

Are priests even allow to use that kind of language? o.O

WOW_idc123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

haha u must really be one

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kriszke 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

**** YEAH, I'M THE FIRST!

skishy 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

not very nice.

WOW_idc123 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:03

haha u must really be one

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:04

then you must be an annoying sissy, if even the priest got pissed, so ydi

cetko13 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

ydi for being annoying!!!!

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:08

this is why catholicism (and organized religion in general) is bullshit.

mirix 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:09

Are priests even allow to use that kind of language? o.O

Blah1022 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:10

hmmm. thatts kinda sad.

Rellich 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:14

YDI, as it's obviously your fault for being a pain in the ass...

Jacks_Penguin 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:15

YDI for being religious.

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