By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.

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tapesculpture 0

thats f*cking disgusting

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Teeheez 0

The details are all wrong. Where the hell was she? BK? Home? But the whole biting into a cockroach was disgusting. I'm sure it was fake though. TEEHEE

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AdamGD 0

All i can say is 

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disney_blonde 16

The clarification still didn't answer why the cup had no lid, I already got the part where she was home.

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Dilwann 27

Or why the roach felt cold enough to be considered an ice cube. That's what I'm wondering.

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alex_vik 0

You've got a disgusting house.

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Shhh104 0

Why does everyone seem to think that just because her drink came with a lid, she actually left it on. I know people who take theirs off because they don't like using straws.

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cattoe7 0

i am pretty sure the OP means she went home and fell asleep.. and maybe the roach came from burger king and was in her cup the whole time.. AND MAYBE the roach was cold from being in the cold drink.. but no matter how it happened it sucks.. there was a roach in her mouth

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FacePALM24 0

Completely fake.. First you fall asleep at Burger King, and then you mistaken a cockroach for an icecube.. news flash - ice cubes are COLD, cockroaches are OVAL-SHAPED. YDI for making up an FML.

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