Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 10:00

Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML

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Singalong

By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.

shree 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:58

Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.

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lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:38

Why is everyone so pissy about singing at concerts? What else are you supposed to do, stand there blankfaced? The lady wanted to go to that concert, she just has to deal with all the other people who also wanted to go.

_mcs_ 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:53

#2: Wtf? xD Have you never been to a concert before? Everyone sings along. You don't just sit their quietly listening to your favorite songs. You want to sing along, so you do. You should just enjoy yourself and not care if someone tells you to shut up. And as for those of you who say she deserves this for being at the concert in the first place, that's just stupid. Everyone has their own taste in music so don't hate on others for liking an artist that you don't particularly like. If I were in that situation, I would have given the bitch a dirty look and sang twice as loud and twice as obnoxious.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:54

Sorry, but I have to agree with the lady that asked you to stop singing. She didn't pay for a ticket to YOUR show.

SofiaM_fml 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:11

lyssalicious Since you have your head so far up your ass you didn't notice the comments were seriously bugging tonight and that the moderators are actually working to fix the problem, I have to repeat that when I posted my first comment, you actually were number 38 that's why I posted a second comment to specify I was talking to you. As for you calling a fake to a FML which is obviously not one, if you had taken even one small look at the rules for the comments, you'd know you weren't supposed to do it. It is annoying and it just makes you looking stupid. Scince220 Please stop right there....

Weil 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:42

The real FML is that you like Britney Spears.

Poison93_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:56

OMFG! its not a real concert if you sit down! or if can hear the person next to you sing!

PurryLucy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:18

what a bitch. it's a goddamn concert, so you sing along. FHL for beign such a downer on everyone. i bet she's such a down that her boyfriend needs viagra to **** her.

PurryLucy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:21

what a bitch. she's at a concert, you're supposed to sing along. she's such a downer, FHL for not being able to have fun.. i'll bet her boyfriend needs viagra to have sex with her, she's such a downer.

Hgm09 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:36

You must have been singing god-awfully to be heard over the terrible screeching coming out of Britney's ****** of a mouth. I'd consider that an accomplishment.