Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
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Top comments
jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
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Comments (159)
meddude 0
you should just change this to "Today, I went to Britney's concert. FML"
goosemanrocks 0
YDI for going to a Britney concert.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
haha i was JUST going to say what #74 says. u deserve that for GOING in the first place and liking her songs enough to SING them
Curtieeeez 0
Agreed with #74, I voted YDI. But wow, told to stop singing at a britney concert.. You must be baddddd.
MissNae 0
If you want to sing, stay home and put on a C.D. People pay good money to go to a concert to hear the performer sing, not randoms in a crowd. FYL you went to a Britney spears concert.
mlif_iilwafyog 0
people go to a concert to see the featured person perform, not concert goers. you deserved it big time.
LadyCianne 0
You went to see her ? Damn I'm jealous. I wanted to go. Anyway, she paid to see Britney, not you, so I wouldn't blame her. But I'm surprised she heard you considering how loud concerts are.
ToughLove 0
Aint nothing worse than stupid women thinking they can sing, when they clearly can't. Even if you can, save it for the inside of your car. No one paid a dime to hear you sing.
meg8989 0
aw, don't listen these mean people. I'm sure your voice is great. :)
balanceMMX 0
you should've stared at that lady and sung loudly at her for the rest of the concert