Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
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jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
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Comments (159)
pete275 0
somebody should ask Britney that
Munkee 6
Wtf. Everyone sings along at concerts. She should just stay home and watch her on Youtube or something then.
christopherlove 0
Mouth along or sing in a soft voice. If you're annoying people OVER the performer's voice, you're being way too loud and obnoxious.
egypt_fml 0
Lmfao @ #124 I'd probably be a little annoyed too, depending on the mood. I mean, if I was there I'd want to hear Britney not a bunch of random people around me singing. Unless it was the type of concert where you all sing along, which are usually band concerts where the lead singer asks the fans to sing along to a song. I don't think I'd actually ask the person next to me to stop singing, as much as it annoyed me. I think that's kind of rude. If she asked you in a kindly manner, then I doubt she was trying to offend you.. but if she asked in a bitchy tone, then you should have started singing even louder haha. I guess in the end, YOU'RE the one that paid for the tickets.. so you just do what you feel like, as long as it's not illegal lol.
Bashar_fml 0
YDI for going to a britney concert...
girlnamedkris 0
YDI for ever ever ever attending such a crapfest. Why, people. Why.
Avenging_Angel 0
You deserve it for going to see Britney Spears :P Lol, you do deserve it for singing along though. No one paid to hear YOU sing, I don't care how awesome you think you are or whatever.
gummibehrs 4
YDI for going to a Britney Spears concert.
CucpakeKIsses 0
HAHA when I went to Britney Spear's concert twice this year, EVERYONE was singling along. I mean, what do you expect? Its a concert.
movies12 0
WOW #106 MAJOR FAIL! That's how Canadian's spell it dummy. Gosh, I hate people like you. OP, I would of told the lady to go **** herself.