Intimacy: Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled... - FML

By Smooth - 11/04/2009 07:38 - United States

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Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML

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Wandering_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.

manoverboard 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:58

ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?

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Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

hahaha smooth

Wandering_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.

manoverboard 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:58

ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?

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Saturday 11 April 2009 19:56

hahaha smooth

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Saturday 11 April 2009 20:03

haha smooth

Jaxro 6

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Saturday 11 April 2009 20:20

Repost....

cyxx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:05

Yeah YDI for just hooking up and then leaving.

caitie_roxs13 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:07

that is why you keep keys in your pants and you wouldn't have this problem.

ohshitcock 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:33

Hahaha that sucks. I've tried sneaking out of a guy's house after hooking up but I guess he was a light sleeper because he woke up. Yeah I left anyway.

AsianGuy 2

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Saturday 11 April 2009 20:34

haha just go back repeat what you did and leave again. rinse and repeat. if that doesnt work, 3rd times the charm

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