By Smooth - 11/04/2009 07:38 - United States

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Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML
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Wandering_fml 0
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Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.

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manoverboard 0
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ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?

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Wandering_fml 0
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Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.

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manoverboard 0
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ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?

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Jaxro 6
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Repost....

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cyxx 0
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Yeah YDI for just hooking up and then leaving.

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caitie_roxs13 0
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that is why you keep keys in your pants and you wouldn't have this problem.

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ohshitcock 0
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Hahaha that sucks. I've tried sneaking out of a guy's house after hooking up but I guess he was a light sleeper because he woke up. Yeah I left anyway.

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AsianGuy 2
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haha just go back repeat what you did and leave again. rinse and repeat. if that doesnt work, 3rd times the charm

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