Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
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jennaleighhh 0
Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.
shree 0
Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.
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lyssalicious 0
Uhm, Britney's concert isn't til TONIGHT, and the one before this was on the 8th, so i don't see where "today" comes in to play o_0
ralphbacon 0
you probably should have mocked britney by lip syncing. she doesn't sing, so you shouldn't either. good for your neighbour too.
SofiaM_fml 2
#38 Wow! You won an award for the most stupid comment today. All FMLs start with today and end with FML, it doesn't mean that it actually happened today! And you went and checked BRITNEY SPEARS' concert dates just so you could look like a moron, congratulations!
alex_vik 1
Britney who? Britney Spears? She's still around? And don't try to be the center of attention at a concert, no one's there to see you, they're there to see the actual band (or in this case, pop star), not some amateur.
eliz3 0
well yeah...people screeching next to you at concerts IS annoying.
esseestpercipi 0
Well obviously you cannot sing and ruined her concert experience... get over yourself.
lyssalicious 0
#49: My comment wasn't #38. Get your numbers right, then maybe I'll take you more seriously. I know they all start with today, but the OP should have at least waited until after the show tonight so ridiculous people like me who actually pay attention wouldnt comment on shit like that.
scince220 0
Umm... the concert is TONIGHT...
SPQR_fml 0
Yeah to be fair, when one goes to a concert its to here the artist, not the audience. You did deserve that one.
Nemo89 0
LOL! I'm going to the BS CONCERT TOO! Im soooo excited! That sucks, but seriously that can get really annoying for other people... I'm sure it was embarrassing though...