Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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MarkerofMagic 0
ahaha creepyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
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Comments (230)
EvilDave 13
Assuming child is 7 and was conceived when daddy was 16, then daddy would be 23. If OP is dressed up nice, then she could very well look to be in her early 20s.
dapheronixx3 3
Creeperr
jojoboo1 0
who says the kid wasn't just curious and was called out in front of everyone and said the first thing that popped into their head. "uhh my daddy wants to know" ... ease up
Hwikek 2
Was she your sister?
jojoboo1 0
when my oldest was in elementary school they had a police officer speak about safety. my son needed something to talk about and told his class we have a shit ton of guns - all over the house. I got a call after school from the cop advising me of gun safety and how important it is. I agreed and told him we don't own guns. he didn't believe me. lol.... kids will **** ur world up.
brianjman14 23
Haha, that's hilarious.
airbornekiwi 0
someones fishing for compliments..
knockout666 0
lol well either you look alot older or her father likes little girls.... :O
silversar59 0
Maybe the reason why the dad was looking was because he was single and because he was young enough to not have ever married yet? I.e. 19? He could've made a mistake when he was 13, thus making his child kindergarten age. Either that or maybe OP looks older than she is (maybe the dad thought she was a teacher), in which case eff OP's life!
archduke1 0
that could be a compliment though
jojoboo1 0
62- that's an idea. lol