Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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MarkerofMagic 0
ahaha creepyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
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Comments (230)
skyeyez9 25
In the dad's defense, he may have thought you were 20 years or older. Some females appear older than they are. Although he shouldn't be using his child to ask out potential dates.
Kyousho 0
like 129 said, maybe you look older than you actualy are, maybe the guy is younger than you think. atleast you're wanted, i don't think it's an FML personaly
imMuSICK 0
hey I'm from Maryland too! and that's mad creepy
Destruct0r 5
ydi cuz this isn't an fml. how's the little girl supposed to know ur 16?
stevenmx86 8
You know, just a little note, in a lot of states the age of consent is 16 anyway...
dickster 0
OMFG AS I READ THIS I WAS THINKING THAT IVE NEVER SEEN AN FML FROM MARYLAND BEFORE AND THOUGHT THIS COULD BE THE ONE!!!! LO AND BEHOLD IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAY SOMEONE WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!!! oh and FML
dickster 0
FYL, sorry.
CovertMilitance 0
Pedoseal?
marditaloka 0
eww
Sexymuah 0
Wow