Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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MarkerofMagic 0
ahaha creepyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
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Comments (230)
ClumsyJason 3
bahaha, but answer it. Are you single? ;) cuz im 16 too. LOLL im jookingg.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, ewwww, lmao creeper much?
schwancy 2
More like F the little girl's life for having a creeper for a dad.
SexiAmber1990 0
I've had that happen to me OP. I teach preschool and one of the little girls would tell me her daddy thought I was hot. He would stand outside the door and stare at me when it was pick up time. CREEPER. What makes it worse is he just left his VERY pregnant wife.
archduke1 0
that could be a compliment though
angeljewlz 7
that isn't so bad. I mean, it's creepy but not a FYL.
teamsleep22 0
dirty *****
sourgirl101 29
Some girls look and dress older than they are. I doubt the dad knew she was under age. OP just say you're single but don't date old men. His behavior is sickening no matter what your age is. Was he trying to flirt with you through his kid? What a loser.
TheDrifter 24
Agreed. it's pretty creepy but giving the dad the benefit of the doubt he could have thought she was a college volunteer. No less creepy but much less jail time.
BadLuckTuck 0
The way society is nowadays, the dad could be 17 for all you know.
H0LLiiW0OD 0
true that, teens r poppin out kids too now a days =
stevenmx86 8
oh noooooo waaah you look older than you are and you're hot.. not an fml... ridiculous bs