Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Top comments
MarkerofMagic 0
ahaha creepyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
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Tishawna_fml 0
wow creep
GodinezXC 0
your hair is fûćkîñg awesome
selenagirl_fml 0
that's from Tokyo Hotel smartass...
ImTheAlpha 30
Is that Bill Kaulitz in your profile pic?
xLoginx 0
how do you know how old her dad is I mean she is in elementary school
AlexisSilver 10
oh yeah, so her daddy would be 16. He Would have had to had her at 10 at least! Either way, there is something wrong with this man.
PurplePigeon 0
there's nothing wrong with a guy finding a girl attractive, especially if he doesn't know how old she isn't. it would bad if he knew and didn't care.
whocaresfylfml 0
well no, actually he could be a young single dad who thought she was over the age of 18 just cause he asks doesn't mean he's a perv(unless he's married) also its kinda wrong for him to make his young daughter say that
selenagirl_fml 0
maybe you are old looking?
XxDevilxXGt 26
definately a fml heh no matter what, the first word is ****... so no an
Lindahhxd 7
It's pedobear watch out!
billieb_fml 0
you should have said back "well tell daddy he is a pedophile" ... lol! creeepyyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
Chrisskiies 0
Op is lying Freeze, she got held back more than a couple of times.
LaRae17 0
it was for a SUMMER school, so no
Freeze_fml 17
Oh, I thought SUMMER school was over by now. Been a few years.
theeBeezWaXx 0
thata cute in a crazy way.
danielle1996 0
school starts early wherever you are, way early. It's still summer
LaRae17 0
has SUMMER school ever crossed your mind? =)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Was the dad there? Sounds like she took a sarcastic comment seriously.
MiZz_dAnni 0
haha! thats funny!
rainbowhobos 4
And that's when you sue the school for sexual harrassment and get a shitload of money. :D Yay!!
benny2465 0
no that's when you tell the guy to screw off