Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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parabola 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:02

I seen it and thought it was absolute shit

FireFlie07 20

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:04

Ok, did you not see the reviews for it being basically a porno!?!?!?! Why, after everything on tv; including Barbara Walters saying its a Porno and that being all over the net, did you take your mother. Do you have an Oedipus complex or something?!?!?

Rayne67 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:05

Exactly. I mean, Borat was more of a farce on american culture and that's why i loved it so much. Bruno was more of a "hey guys lets see how awkward we can make this shit". It was alright but when the point of a movie is to make someone understand why gays aren't so different, and then you go and just make non-stop unoriginal gay jokes...it kinda loses purpose. 2 outta 5.

Overcast117 5

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:07

Not an FML.

token_blackguy 18

Wednesday 29 July 2009 3:32

finally someone said that.

Darby94 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:08

I saw it it my mom. It was quite funny. You have a cool mom! Don't complain about her thinking it was funny! :) I knew it was going to be bad, but I wasn't expecting that his penis would talk either. It shocked everyone.

myname150 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:08

lmao i thought it was funny! meatspinned on the big screen...classic xD

yumo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:09

what? that's the only good reaction to that scene. not fml

Smash_xo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:12

this exact same thing happened today with my dad. I thought it wouldn't be too bad, we were the only people in the theater and we left after 30 minutes because we felt awkward together. I can't look at my dad tonight!!!! FML

krayzed 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:13

YDI for not realising how awesome your mother is. And Bruno was hilarious. Some people are just way too uptight and conservative for their own good.

bmach 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:13

Borat was better.

Beep1992 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:15

I saw that with one of my best friends who's incredibly straight/conservative... we both laughed but she also looked kinda freaked. I started laughing at her reaction. But seeing that up on the screen was just off. That movie was so off, no matter how funny it was. I'm undecided as to whether I should say YDI or FYL. Really depends if you knew if was gonna be so disgusting beforehand or not... cause I knew.