Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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davidomke 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:17

the only 2 things I liked about that movie, bono and slash

bella_brasil 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:18

Nobody hates this movie more then me! ugh ..i was dying when that came on thought,all the guys in the theater & their reaction hahahaah.

tbbays04 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:19

at least when you went your mom didn't think it was awful and make you leave..... that happened to my friend:(( hahahahhahahahahhaahahhaaha that sucks.....:D

Woala_Cear 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:22

Ugh, that movie sucked (no pun intended) That was so stupid. I apologize that you had to see that, fyl. Me and some friends got together to see it. In which 3/5 in the group were bi, and me being straight as well as the other friend thought it was horrid. Dan (straight) luaghed his head off, and the bi friends and me thought it was HORRIBLE!!!! Maybe Dan is just ..... idk.

IHaveVertigo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:22

That's why you have to check movie reviews to see if the movies are not appropriate to watch with parents! I know there's some Web site where it will say if there's nudity, violence, etc. and how much... Google it next time!

Karpolo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:23

At least she didn't freak out and make a scene or something.

NinjaSpirit2012 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:26

i HATED THAT MOVIE!!!! I asked my cousin if we could leave but he wanted to stay. The only people who were laughing during the WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE were some flamboyant (possible gay) guys in the theater. I mean at the first three minutes i laughed but then i kinda stop... Anyways, probably that whole penis thing reminded your mom of something! LOL

misstaylatot 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:27

haha, your mom's awesome :)

ama17 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:28

I saw this movie with my dad during a last minute situation... we were both cracking up but it was so awkward being there with each other! It's basically like watching **** with your parent... o_o

zee209 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:28

What's wrong with you?! You're mom is awesome! Why would this be an FML? Sure, maybe a little awkward, but who cares! Obviously your mom can have fun and laugh, why can't you? YDI.