robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
ChoirGuy
United States
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
sorrygrandma
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
earlytermination
United States
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
Dust_In_My_Bum 1
If you suck at singing, then dint sing
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
"Jingle bells ji- hey hey sir, you wanna tell me why the **** you threw this banana. Go pick it up and eat like the person told you to!"
ladyluck007 0
Lol, atleast its not canes or dentures.
cdx 11
Uh...Maybe they're not Christians?...Still doesn't justify it but...grumpy senior rage, what can you do?
MicroFuturism 1
Oh no, I'm doing that tomorrow with my choir D: But it's after dinner...even worse >.
FrankHotpants 31
At least the apples, melons, or pomegranates weren't readily available.
kwanza23 3
I'm not too sure, 27...it seems he's looking at op's situation pretty positively...
kittylovesyouu 4
They went bananas;D hahaha. No?
NanillaVipples 2
At least they were mashed!
Vlamblam 1
Don't let them push you around, press assault charges. Are they mentally handicapped? No, so they are responsible. I'm sick of old people who think just because they're old they can do whatever they want.