Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
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Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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luc887_fml 28
You can also turn to her for comfort :)
DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "try to impress a girl by doing something stupid"routine. It's a trick men have been failing at for thousands of years. Come on, men! We're smarter than that! We don't need to do stupid shit to impress any...hey, what's this red button for?
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Comments (55)
skyeyez9 25
Why would you run out? You already know all the stuff inside is fake. Now if you were at a real haunted house and a huge shadowy specter manifested in front of you, then its ok to go running out the door never to return.
chilevmv 7
Yikes.. You're now the girl in the relationship(that means I believe you'll still get her)
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Well if you got her laughing that's half the battle.
legalizenow 16
Why did you run out? Nothing would have killed you, man! Bad move! Next time, make sure you visit the place, and get to know your way around very well, before you take a lady in there!
sammyjo06 14
I'm sorry, but YDI for being such a wimp. Who wants a guy that's going to be so scared he runs away from people in costumes and make believe decorations? There's a real world out there with actual things that should scare you. If you run from the make believe, I wouldn't bet on your chances out in the real world.
limabeans101029 21
Aw that's not fair. If my boyfriend did that I'd find it quite cute and we'd probably laugh about it together afterwards. Besides, while it's a fact that there are true horrors in the real world, you can't really compare them to a haunted house. That's like calling someone a wimp for getting scared when they watch horror movies- the *purpose* of a horror movie is to scare you, same with a haunted house.
caden_bro 9
Shit happens. Sorry, OP.
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol honestly, I'd find it cute in the end.
8born8 18
I wonder if OP has a deep buried phobia of some kind... arachnophobia, phasmophobia or pogonophobia even?... I hope the girl that you were with shows compassion and a sense of humour and gives you a date redo/second chance. If not, then remember this experience the next time you take a girl on a first date & try not to use so much cunning bravado to showoff.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Lol wow.
suckstobehuman 10
Maybe don't assume just because she's a girl, she'll get scared? YDI, sexist swine. No one over 5 gets scared in those anyway. Lol.