Booty-full

By Enya - 26/07/2022 12:00

Today, the guy from college my sister set me up with told me I'm too nice to continue lying to. Turns out he's one of my sister's booty calls and she bribed him to go on a date with me so I'd stop being so miserable and depressing. Apparently he didn't want to take me out, so the bribe was she'd let him do butt stuff. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Take the initiative! Do surprise butt stuff on him and he'll forget all about your sister!

Your sister literally took it in the butt to help your state of mind, sounds like an amazing person.

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Take the initiative! Do surprise butt stuff on him and he'll forget all about your sister!

Your sister literally took it in the butt to help your state of mind, sounds like an amazing person.

at least the intention was good 💁🏻‍♀️

you got to get out of your own funk, depression doesn't go away, you learn how to minimize it