Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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luc887_fml 28
You can also turn to her for comfort :)
DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "try to impress a girl by doing something stupid"routine. It's a trick men have been failing at for thousands of years. Come on, men! We're smarter than that! We don't need to do stupid shit to impress any...hey, what's this red button for?
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DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "try to impress a girl by doing something stupid"routine. It's a trick men have been failing at for thousands of years. Come on, men! We're smarter than that! We don't need to do stupid shit to impress any...hey, what's this red button for?
See_Be_Feel 13
That made my morning :) i would just laugh and then go do something else with you.
Baajuju 10
YDI. Go back to the shallow end. How do you not think about how much it's going to scare you, really?
christiangrey 4
if I were her, I would have thought would be hilarious seeing my date get scared and put on the wall of shame. she might of thought it was fun!
masterof1 7
If she is a good person she should see the humor in it, and you can laugh together. Try a nice safe romantic movie of her choice next time.
TwistedCherub1 15
I consider myself a good person, but I wouldn't date a guy who ran off and left me because something got too scary. What does that say about his ability to stand by her in a truly dangerous or stressful situation?
dakotahulsey 15
If you're walking through your first date through a haunted house, it's probably not that serious. Relax?
caden_bro 9
Seriously? The point of a Haunted House is to e scared. A man getting scared when he's meant to is no sign of his ability to defend whom he loves.
mkymouse90 17
Wall of shame... So where is this wall of shame
perdix 31
Had your nefarious plan worked, the girl would be doing the Walk of Shame. You're just one letter off!
nina739 10
Next time dnt try to act like a mocho OP! But u can go to her for comfort.... Now she is a mocho;)
jrock9093 18
That's epic! Great fml
djPanda 8
She might think its cute your easily scared or she can use it either way she might like you now in some way to