By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
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Dave_Davington 33
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For fuck's sake, just ask the guy out. It's not rocket science.

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kirby1964 20
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You made an honest move. Maybe he will take notice. GL OP.

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kirby1964 20
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You made an honest move. Maybe he will take notice. GL OP.

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Dave_Davington 33
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For fuck's sake, just ask the guy out. It's not rocket science.

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sunnyray812 42
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Well, they are "out" I guess, so maybe she already did.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Some people think asking their crush out is a rocket appliance. Worst case Ontario you gain experience and can move on, so you get two birds stoned at once. Then it's all water under the fridge. Stay positive, what comes around is all around.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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PenguinPal3017 - Was this intentional, or did you not notice all the autocorrecting going on?

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RichardPencil 30
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It was the weed. That might be a good sign if you’re into that kind of stuff.

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sherbear86 21

You could say you were in the friend zone.

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