FML : Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good...

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Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 October 2018 22:00 /

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7716572 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 23:00

For fuck's sake, just ask the guy out. It's not rocket science.

By kirby1964 | 20

#7716566 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 22:52

You made an honest move. Maybe he will take notice. GL OP.

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By kirby1964 | 20

#7716566 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 22:52

You made an honest move. Maybe he will take notice. GL OP.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7716572 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 23:00

For fuck's sake, just ask the guy out. It's not rocket science.

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sunnyray812 | 42

#7716602 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 23:57

Well, they are "out" I guess, so maybe she already did.

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PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7716641 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 3:23

Some people think asking their crush out is a rocket appliance. Worst case Ontario you gain experience and can move on, so you get two birds stoned at once. Then it's all water under the fridge. Stay positive, what comes around is all around.

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Zeyad Hassan | 12

#7716664 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 5:12

What did i just read...

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BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7717152 - Thursday 1 November 2018 0:51

PenguinPal3017 - Was this intentional, or did you not notice all the autocorrecting going on?

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7716580 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 23:10

His loss.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7716596 - Tuesday 30 October 2018 23:37

It was the weed. That might be a good sign if you’re into that kind of stuff.

By sherbear86 | 21

#7716662 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 5:02

You could say you were in the friend zone.

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