Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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roxysoxy 0
did u?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
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Comments (83)
manbearpig7173 0
MILF
structuredchaoz 4
Haha. That is pretty funny. A simple kiss on the cheek with mom is harmless. But funny situation.
lorax82 0
you shoulda bit the bullet and kissed your mama !
paige99100 0
INCEST!
NorfolkDude 2
It could be a great complement to your mom in that she appears young. Or, it could be that you look old enough to date your mother. Either way you have it, it's terrible for you.
Georgieeporgiee 9
DUDE LOVE YOUR NAME!
kingadidas 0
U act like u wouldn't kiss your mom? Are u embarrassed of her
cclincecum 4
This made my day.:D
skatingalyy 0
haha you should have waved :P
auddylynne 0
Bahaha! That happened to me once except w some random guy sitting next to me....I hate to be the one to ruin the fun so......at least he was cute haha
BarrelChick 0
That's when you turn around and kiss the guy next to you!(: