Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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roxysoxy 0
did u?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
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Comments (83)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Kant yu reed gud, 60? Eye meen, reelie? If'n eye wuz seeryus, eye wuldnt bee righting thiss stoopid sintince speeling evry wurd eether rong orr inn tha rong konteckts. Does your head hurt now? Good. Stay in school.
mikejc98 0
incest in the south :)
linnie_wesker 20
Uh... kiss her on the cheek? Being on the Kiss Cam doesn't automatically mean you're expected to start making out.
daydreamer244 13
and she said. "pucker up honey!"
Salkadi 9
Well you are from Georgia
mexkdspEd44 0
Haahahaha!! I THINK I WAS AT THIS GAME!
gymnast2318 0
Get some!!
SadinSherman 16
You could kiss her on the cheek or forehead or something
XCraig 0
Show off your awesome kissing skills and-... Wait...
charlie_scene1 0
dude its jus ur mom stop ur bitching