Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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roxysoxy 0
did u?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
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Comments (83)
alwayslool123321 0
awks...
IamDre 5
awkward...
laxhun04 0
You should have a talk with your mom hahaha
krez 20
A real man can kiss his mom on a giant screen. Just don't use tongue, that's weird.
varkey 7
You could kiss her on the cheek, that's not weird. It is weird having the kiss cam go to you two though... FYL.
AquaMarinara 0
I would have looked at the camera angrily and yelled, "This is my MOTHER."