Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
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BrookieAnn
| 19
Tell him to piss off
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Cobro
| 5
That's the last thing OP wants to hear right now...
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puzzle05
| 9
OP just said he didn't want to hear puns pertaining to his UTI... Why would he say it himself...?
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feelingold
| 18
he's been spending too much time on this site??
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Puns can be annoying sometimes
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phoneYuNOlisten
| 16
I like to hit people in the penis when they go over board with puns
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lifesucks1217
| 6
always are...
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mariepastyglue
| 29
You should have taken better care of yourself but you didn't.! That's why urine this mess in the first place...
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andy1500726
| 19
I currently have a UTI, and let me tell u they happen at random. even infants sometimes get them, so Its not a question of taking care of your self. next time u try to blame someone make sure u know what ur saying!
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Sputnikspak
| 13
Yeah, UTIs aren't really something you can always prevent. I'm prone to them (and kidney problems) because I have Lupus. It doesn't matter what I do, I always get a couple every year.
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Epikouros
| 31
Exactly. I even got a UTI from drinking too much water.
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BigJoeZD
| 16
You should go to a doctor and find out why you keep getting these UTI's.
Didn't you know? It's never Lupus
Didn't you know? It's never Lupus
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Omegamike101
| 7
#50 butthurt much? Jesus christ laugh a little
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Pleonasm
| 34
I dream that one day that will be me.
Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.
Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Punny you should say that...
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andrew6p
| 19
Wow ur dad's lame and annoying! Reminds me of a scene in a movie i once watched!
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
Oh cool story!
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LissaMccracken
| 23
Was it that one scene in that one movie where those people did that thing?... Haha
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andrew6p
| 19
Seriously guys?
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SkyGuy32
| 17
#28, I think it was the one from the other movie where they did the other thing.
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goodoldave
| 17
If I was in the sons situation I would find it funny. Thumb me down if you want but that shits funny.
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AngelSpit
| 18
You know OP on a sucky scale from 1-10 I think you're an eight :)
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SaxophoneHero
| 12
I think that comment was a ten.
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SkyGuy32
| 17
And I accidentally liked the comment when I tried to dislike.
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AngelSpit
| 18
It's ok 77 not everyone has the intelligence to get word play :p
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ObsessedWithMe
| 13
I'm sure you've got some quirks of your dads you can play on. or ignore him it's not that bad.
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mcrepas
| 19
Sounds like you're pretty "pee-'oed" about that.
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botanistjessica
| 24
I think you're missing the point.
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mcrepas
| 19
Sometimes my sarcasm goes a bit too far for this bunch...
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Neyuu
| 18
I don't think you know what sarcasm is.
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mcrepas
| 19
Well it would appear that I don't know what the word means since I used it in the wrong way. What can I say? I'm a goob sometimes. I guess I should have written that 'people don't understand my humor or lack there of' instead of sarcasm. My bad folks
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chocolateisyum
| 12
It sounds like all these puns are making you a little pee'd off.
Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.