FML : Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'",...

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By assholedad - / Friday 21 June 2013 18:05 / United States - Dayton

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By BrookieAnn | 19

#5545961 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:14

Tell him to piss off

By Pleonasm | 31

#5545973 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:17

I dream that one day that will be me.
Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

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By BrookieAnn | 19

#5545961 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:14

Tell him to piss off

Cobro | 5

#5545981 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:20

That's the last thing OP wants to hear right now...

puzzle05 | 9

#5546063 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:53

OP just said he didn't want to hear puns pertaining to his UTI... Why would he say it himself...?

feelingold | 18

#5546508 - Saturday 22 June 2013 10:10

he's been spending too much time on this site??

By ShyAnn29 | 14

#5545962 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:14

Puns can be annoying sometimes

phoneYuNOlisten | 16

#5545999 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:26

I like to hit people in the penis when they go over board with puns

lifesucks1217 | 6

#5546132 - Saturday 22 June 2013 4:23

always are...

By mariepastyglue | 29

#5545964 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:15

You should have taken better care of yourself but you didn't.! That's why urine this mess in the first place...

andy1500726 | 19

#5546131 - Saturday 22 June 2013 4:23

I currently have a UTI, and let me tell u they happen at random. even infants sometimes get them, so Its not a question of taking care of your self. next time u try to blame someone make sure u know what ur saying!

Sputnikspak | 13

#5546520 - Saturday 22 June 2013 10:26

Yeah, UTIs aren't really something you can always prevent. I'm prone to them (and kidney problems) because I have Lupus. It doesn't matter what I do, I always get a couple every year.

Epikouros | 31

#5546601 - Saturday 22 June 2013 12:47

Exactly. I even got a UTI from drinking too much water.

BigJoeZD | 16

#5546642 - Saturday 22 June 2013 15:28

You should go to a doctor and find out why you keep getting these UTI's.

Didn't you know? It's never Lupus

Omegamike101 | 7

#5548202 - Sunday 23 June 2013 14:35

#50 butthurt much? Jesus christ laugh a little

By Pleonasm | 31

#5545973 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:17

I dream that one day that will be me.
Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5545998 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:25

Punny you should say that...

By andrew6p | 19

#5545975 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:18

Wow ur dad's lame and annoying! Reminds me of a scene in a movie i once watched!

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5546043 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:43

Oh cool story!

LissaMccracken | 23

#5546051 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:45

Was it that one scene in that one movie where those people did that thing?... Haha

andrew6p | 19

#5546940 - Saturday 22 June 2013 20:15

Seriously guys?

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5547736 - Sunday 23 June 2013 6:00

#28, I think it was the one from the other movie where they did the other thing.

By goodoldave | 17

#5545982 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:20

If I was in the sons situation I would find it funny. Thumb me down if you want but that shits funny.

By AngelSpit | 18

#5545984 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:21

You know OP on a sucky scale from 1-10 I think you're an eight :)

SaxophoneHero | 12

#5546771 - Saturday 22 June 2013 17:07

I think that comment was a ten.

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5547737 - Sunday 23 June 2013 6:01

And I accidentally liked the comment when I tried to dislike.

AngelSpit | 18

#5547863 - Sunday 23 June 2013 7:47

It's ok 77 not everyone has the intelligence to get word play :p

By ObsessedWithMe | 13

#5545987 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:21

I'm sure you've got some quirks of your dads you can play on. or ignore him it's not that bad.

By mcrepas | 19

#5545989 - Saturday 22 June 2013 2:22

Sounds like you're pretty "pee-'oed" about that.

botanistjessica | 24

#5546258 - Saturday 22 June 2013 5:34

I think you're missing the point.

mcrepas | 19

#5546326 - Saturday 22 June 2013 6:11

Sometimes my sarcasm goes a bit too far for this bunch...

Neyuu | 18

#5546562 - Saturday 22 June 2013 11:34

I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

mcrepas | 19

#5547323 - Sunday 23 June 2013 0:39

Well it would appear that I don't know what the word means since I used it in the wrong way. What can I say? I'm a goob sometimes. I guess I should have written that 'people don't understand my humor or lack there of' instead of sarcasm. My bad folks