Tell him to piss off

That's the last thing OP wants to hear right now...

OP just said he didn't want to hear puns pertaining to his UTI... Why would he say it himself...?

he's been spending too much time on this site??

Puns can be annoying sometimes

I like to hit people in the penis when they go over board with puns

always are...

You should have taken better care of yourself but you didn't.! That's why urine this mess in the first place...

I currently have a UTI, and let me tell u they happen at random. even infants sometimes get them, so Its not a question of taking care of your self. next time u try to blame someone make sure u know what ur saying!

Yeah, UTIs aren't really something you can always prevent. I'm prone to them (and kidney problems) because I have Lupus. It doesn't matter what I do, I always get a couple every year.

Exactly. I even got a UTI from drinking too much water.

You should go to a doctor and find out why you keep getting these UTI's. Didn't you know? It's never Lupus

#50 butthurt much? Jesus christ laugh a little

I dream that one day that will be me. Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

Punny you should say that...

Wow ur dad's lame and annoying! Reminds me of a scene in a movie i once watched!

Oh cool story!

Was it that one scene in that one movie where those people did that thing?... Haha

Seriously guys?

#28, I think it was the one from the other movie where they did the other thing.

If I was in the sons situation I would find it funny. Thumb me down if you want but that shits funny.

You know OP on a sucky scale from 1-10 I think you're an eight :)

I think that comment was a ten.

And I accidentally liked the comment when I tried to dislike.

It's ok 77 not everyone has the intelligence to get word play :p

I'm sure you've got some quirks of your dads you can play on. or ignore him it's not that bad.

Sounds like you're pretty "pee-'oed" about that.

I think you're missing the point.

Sometimes my sarcasm goes a bit too far for this bunch...

I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

Well it would appear that I don't know what the word means since I used it in the wrong way. What can I say? I'm a goob sometimes. I guess I should have written that 'people don't understand my humor or lack there of' instead of sarcasm. My bad folks

It sounds like all these puns are making you a little pee'd off.