Health: Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl...

By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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hare 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

If you hit little girls while skiing you're gonna have a bad time

cnewton84 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

That sucks some people are just dicks

Comments

brett16139 4

Friday 3 January 2014 8:59

shouldve pizza'd...

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:07

Why would you call ski patrol if you deliberately hit her? Why Ski Patrol would believe her without thinking about what happened, I don't know.

my_dog_paco1205 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:27

that get me so mad I want slap that little bitch

The_FML_Life 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 1:48

Next time just walk away

j_inks23 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 6:36

**** that little kid, hope she eats shit later by running into a tree next time.

TechnoStew 21

Tuesday 15 July 2014 13:08

Are you serious? I assume no refund. Go trash the reviews. That's my advice

goaliestud30 23

Thursday 16 October 2014 6:10

That sucks a lot sorry about that

fantasyworld 37

Friday 26 December 2014 18:06

What a brat.

ThatOneBush 8

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:56

Should've hit her harder ?

GUYMAINE 16

Thursday 29 November 2018 9:56

Should've hit her on purpose after that

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