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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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hare 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

If you hit little girls while skiing you're gonna have a bad time

cnewton84 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

That sucks some people are just dicks

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worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:28

Did anyone else see what happened? Then your story can hold fast...

josephfranks1998 5

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:45

are you michael schumacher?

shubblebubble08 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:52

You sir are an ass.

arandomusernameaa 20

Tuesday 31 December 2013 12:48

Considering M.S. is now in a coma after brain surgery... No. Don't be so disrespectful.

HarryVolyn 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:52

Wow! What an asshole

ilovemychem 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:23

Little kids do shit like that

jett840 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:55

Wow that sucks man. Ask for a refund

FMLcommenterer 13

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:11

Wow, children can be little pieces of ******* shit.

AngryD 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:48

obviously her parents don't spank her enough since she is a little liar

twelve_oh_seven 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:23

You shouldn't have hit the poor girl lol

dachayke 16

Tuesday 31 December 2013 20:52

Did you even read the fml?

eternal_malaise 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:27

Future lawyer.

emmavaldez 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:30

dam your life sucks!

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