Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
hare 19
If you hit little girls while skiing you're gonna have a bad time
cnewton84 28
That sucks some people are just dicks
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sarahmfighter 11
...I swear I've read this post before, word for word.
skw3 1
I ski a lot, and any skier/ ski resort worker should be able to realise that someone doesn't just purposely hit someone. Especially when it's in this type of context( trees near by, short little kid not knowing the rules of skiing).
Omniprism 15
I would have said now why on earth would I deliberately hit her? I would complain about the ski patrol and demand my money back.
dewhockey 9
The ski patrol must be a bunch of idiots. If you deliberately hurt the girl, I doubt you would have called them over to check on her. Methinks they should have considered that before ejecting you from the slopes.
karnap 2
you should find out where that dumb bitch live and ******* cut a finger one every ten minutes then shoot her in the boob
tompou6 19
That sucks, but hey, at least you got some of the best first responders in the world (can't say much for that hill though)
Xotoolyxo 16
What a dumb brat
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Brats will be brats.
TcheQ 12
Yeahhh... cos a couple of burly guys can kick you out with no recourse. Better come on here and complain.
AgentPlatypus73 8
What a little bitch! You SHOULD have deliberately hit her AFTER that.