Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 08:00

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Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
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Seeya55 31

If it were the other way around and he shoved his dick in your face while you were busy doing something, you're telling me you'd stop right away? Like others said, maybe ask or try when your partner isn't preoccupied. And don't get mad if you 'try' something like this and nothing comes of it.

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Callyn 47

He wasn't in the mood. It happens. Be an adult and ask if he wants sex, don't push yourself on him while he's playing a game.

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Callyn 47

He wasn't in the mood. It happens. Be an adult and ask if he wants sex, don't push yourself on him while he's playing a game.

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RichardPencil 30

He'd only be interested if your **** were cube-shaped.

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LauraLaik 15

Just because your partner wants to have sex doesn’t mean you have to drop everything you’re doing just to please them WTF

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Seeya55 31

If it were the other way around and he shoved his dick in your face while you were busy doing something, you're telling me you'd stop right away? Like others said, maybe ask or try when your partner isn't preoccupied. And don't get mad if you 'try' something like this and nothing comes of it.

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RichardPencil 30

Wait! You're saying they DON'T like that? Next thing you know you're going to try to tell me that a "restraining order" is not an award for civic awesomeness.

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Seeya55 31

Who know's! Everyone should try like OP! :D

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Would you bitch if you were doing your nails and he shoved his dick in your face? Show him some respect and courtesy and wait till he's done playing with his game.

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ojoRojo 27

Every time I read this one I see “I shaved my ****” haha

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bloopaloop 27

I applaud you. You SHOULD do things like that to each other.

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BLACKHEART46101 10

What an idiot, I would have just started playing with you immediately no matter what items I loose. **** are amazing.

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boogerjt 6

I agree with you 👍

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CookieMonsterNomNom 10

Leave him.

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