Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Decisions, decisions
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
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minecraftwilldie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
kristajoy2001
🌶️ Spicy
Gamer watch
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Minecraftwhyyy
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Anonymous
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
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Inkoseh 31
If it were the other way around and he shoved his dick in your face while you were busy doing something, you're telling me you'd stop right away? Like others said, maybe ask or try when your partner isn't preoccupied. And don't get mad if you 'try' something like this and nothing comes of it.
Callyn 47
He wasn't in the mood. It happens. Be an adult and ask if he wants sex, don't push yourself on him while he's playing a game.
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Comments (13)
Callyn 47
He wasn't in the mood. It happens. Be an adult and ask if he wants sex, don't push yourself on him while he's playing a game.
RichardPencil 30
He'd only be interested if your **** were cube-shaped.
TheSminty1 17
You can't pause an online game
LauraLaik 15
Just because your partner wants to have sex doesn’t mean you have to drop everything you’re doing just to please them WTF
Inkoseh 31
If it were the other way around and he shoved his dick in your face while you were busy doing something, you're telling me you'd stop right away? Like others said, maybe ask or try when your partner isn't preoccupied. And don't get mad if you 'try' something like this and nothing comes of it.
RichardPencil 30
Wait! You're saying they DON'T like that? Next thing you know you're going to try to tell me that a "restraining order" is not an award for civic awesomeness.
Inkoseh 31
Who know's! Everyone should try like OP! :D
AmbrosiaFan 18
Would you bitch if you were doing your nails and he shoved his dick in your face? Show him some respect and courtesy and wait till he's done playing with his game.
ojoRojo 27
Every time I read this one I see “I shaved my ****” haha
bloopaloop 27
I applaud you. You SHOULD do things like that to each other.
BLACKHEART46101 10
What an idiot, I would have just started playing with you immediately no matter what items I loose. **** are amazing.
boogerjt 6
I agree with you 👍
CookieMonsterNomNom 10
Leave him.